Robert S. Mueller, III, Esq.
Dear Mr., Mueller:
It appears that I am involved in the perfect crime, the perfect felony. The crime will result in a financial loss of up to a half million dollars in federal funds. And yet no one involved in this matter can be prosecuted. Amazing, huh? How would you handle this case if you were D.C. U.S. Attorney? If you have any ideas, could you contact the FBI (Paul Abbate, WFO) or the DC U.S. Attorney?