tales_of_the_city

DONALD TRUMP:  Are you horny?

ANDERSON COOPER:  Uh…

DONALD TRUMP:  Grass always makes me horny.

ANDERSON COOPER: Yeah. I know what you mean.

DONALD TRUMP:  Why don’t we do something about it?

ANDERSON COOPER:  That would be…kind of complicated, wouldn’t it?

DONALD TRUMP: Why?

ANDERSON COOPER: Uh, well…  Well, we’re not exactly coming from the same place, are we?

DONALD TRUMP: So?  There’s got to be someplace in the city where they’ve got, you know, straight chicks and gay guys.

ANDERSON COOPER:  You mean go cruising together? It’s truly twisted.

DONALD TRUMP:  Yeah, I knew you’d get into it. [ Chuckles ]

ANDERSON COOPER:  -Maybe…

DONALD TRUMP:  -Yeah?

ANDERSON COOPER: …we could break up a couple.

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