Your favorite virtue The principal aspect of my personality Will power
Your favorite qualities in a man. The quality that I desire in a man. The willingness to sit on a park bench and talk about nothing, while watching the pigeons fight over peanuts
Your favorite qualities in a woman. The quality that I desire in a woman. The willingness to have sex on the first date
Your chief characteristic —- Stubbornness
What you appreciate the most in your friends What I appreciate most about my friends. If I had friends, their willingness to accept me
Your main fault My main fault Stubbornness
Your favourite occupation. My favorite occupation. Doing nothing
Your idea of happiness My dream of happiness. Getting paid to do nothing
Your idea of misery. What would be my greatest misfortune? Losing my government benefits
If not yourself, who would you be? What I should like to be. A reincarnation of myself — as a normal person
Where would you like to live? The country where I should like to live. Miami Beach — or any locale where I could have a beach front condo
Your favourite colour and flower. My favourite colour. I’m girly, but I’m not that girly
—- The flower that I like. Please, again with the flower questions!
—- My favorite bird. The raven
Your favorite prose authors. My favorite prose authors. Hesse, George Steiner
Your favorite poets. My favorite poets. Whitman, Lord Byron
Your favorite heroes in fiction. My heroes in fiction. Hamlet.
Your favorite heroines in fiction. My favorite heroines in fiction. Any female perjurer will do, preferably one with a British accent
Your favorite painters and composers. My favorite composers. Beethoven, Wagner, Schumann.
—- My favorite painters. Rembrandt, Thomas Eakins
Your heroes in real life. My heroes in real life. Simon Wiesenthal, Beethoven
Your favorite heroines in real life. —-  Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Sonia Sotomayor
What characters in history do you most dislike. —- The anti-Semites–unfortunately, they are too many to name
Your heroines in World history My heroines in history. Marie Curie
Your favorite food and drink. —- Pizza and beer (any brand will do)
Your favorite names. My favorite names. Ludwig, Richard, Robert
What I hate the most. What I hate most of all. Work that involves affiliating with others
World history characters I hate the most Historical figures that I despise the most. Haman
The military event I admire the most The military event that I admire most. The British victory in the Falklands war (1982)
The reform I admire the most The reform which I admire the most. The 14th Amendment
The natural talent I’d like to be gifted with The gift of nature that I would like to have. The ability to play the piano well
How I wish to die How I want to die. In my sleep after sweaty sex
What is your present state of mind. My present state of mind. Concerned.  My 70 minutes on the public library computer is about to expire
For what fault have you most toleration? Faults for which I have the most indulgence. Grandiosity
Your favorite motto. My motto. If you feel you’ve gotten screwed, make a fuss!